Monday, May 29, 2006

Internet Collapses Under Sheer Weight Of Baby Pictures

Humor from the onion; www.onion.com

SAN FRANCISCO—Many web users were trapped without service Monday, when a largesection of the Internet collapsed under the weight of the millions of baby pictures posted online. "Some personal web pages contain literally hundreds of adorable infant photos," MCI senior vice-president Vinton Cerffe said. "Add to that the number of precious pumpkins on photo-sharing sites like Ophoto.com, and anyone can see it was a recipe for disaster. The Internet simply was not designed to support so much parental pride." Cerffe said he expects regular web-traffic flow to resume once the nation's larger Internet providers are reinforced with stronger cuteness-bearing servers.

Sunday, May 28, 2006

All Smiles

Warning! I got carried away choosing photos for this post. Most of the smiles were for his new girlfriend Bekah. xo-Moira






Saturday, May 27, 2006

Vince at 2 Months!


...in NH's capital at Auntie Sarah's and Uncle Chi's beautiful home. Bekah celebrated with us. Vince smiled and slept a lot. A perfect day.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Wax On Wax Off


Baby Massage at my new mommy group.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale...

...a tale of a fateful trip that started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship.The mate was a mighty sailin' man,the skipper brave and sure ...

Vincent!!!



Vincent dressed up as one of our favorite desserts. Guess which one!


Saturday, May 20, 2006

Lucky Vince

Vince sends lots of loves to his friends at Stitch and Bitch who made him this amazing afgan. He's fascinated by every square.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

say cheese


Mike tried to call this post, Smile or Gas?. This is a smile, captured by Gramma. xoxo

Monday, May 15, 2006

oink oink


Sunday, May 14, 2006

Mothers of Sons on Mothers Day

Edgar's mom, Eddie's mom, Vincent's mom, Michael's mom.

Vincent on Mothers Day

Vince's latest moves as demonstrated on Mothers Day...
He holds his head up!

He smiles! He just started smiling this week:) (Yet to capture it in a photo, but believe me it's irresistible).

He is mesmerized by his mobile at Teta's house.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Friday

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Jason and Jen winners

Hi J&J

Jason and Jen Smith are the winners of the name that Vincent contest. They named all Vinces correctly, but not who we named Vince after. We did not name Vince after anyone. It was a trick question. But, they were the closest.

St. Vincent;Vincent Vaughn;Hurricane Vincent;Vincent Coleman;Vincent Gallo;Vincent D'Onofrio;Vincent Van Gogh;Vincent Louca;Vincent Diesel;Vincent Fox;Vincent Schiavelli;Vincent McMahon.

Next time you come to Boston, the canoles are on us.

Thanks to everyone for playing (i.e., Jason and Jen).

I 'll try to think of some more dumb games.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Vincent contest...

Think Joe Louca

So money ...

If you can figure out who we named Vincent after and name all these Vincents, you will win $10.

Name that Vincent....


Look out! watch your stuff!


Don't do a Yahoo image search of this guy at work


Did you ever see episode of Homicide Life in the Streets he was on?



This guy lives downstairs from us


I am the mystery Vincent. think great acting

Recently stopped drugs from becoming legal



RIP

BOOOOO!BOOOO!

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Vin

Vince
Vin
Vinny
'cent

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Suppliments-can't live with em can't live without em'


I'll write something more intelligent later...

Thursday, May 04, 2006

"Mike, he's not a doll!"

Hey look he's helping me with work !

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Study: US mothers deserve $134,121 in salary



At least....

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A full-time stay-at-home mother would earn $134,121 a year if paid for all her work, an amount similar to a top U.S. ad executive, a marketing director or a judge, according to a study released Wednesday.

A mother who works outside the home would earn an extra $85,876 annually on top of her actual wages for the work she does at home, according to the study by Waltham, Massachusetts-based compensation experts Salary.com.

To reach the projected pay figures, the survey calculated the earning power of the 10 jobs respondents said most closely comprise a mother's role -- housekeeper, day-care teacher, cook, computer operator, laundry machine operator, janitor, facilities manager, van driver, chief executive and psychologist.

"You can't put a dollar value on it. It's worth a lot more," said Kristen Krauss, 35, as she hurriedly packed her four children, all aged under 8, into a minivan in New York while searching frantically for her keys. "Just look at me."

Employed mothers reported spending on average 44 hours a week at their outside job and 49.8 hours at their home job, while the stay-at-home mother worked 91.6 hours a week, it showed.

An estimated 5.6 million women in the United States are stay-at-home mothers with children under age 15, according to the most recent U.S. Census Bureau data.

NOT 'JUST A MOM'

"It's good to acknowledge the job that's being done, and that it's not that these women are settling for 'just a mom,"' said Bill Coleman, senior vice president of compensation at Salary.com. "They are actually doing an awful lot."

According to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, some 26 million women with children under age 18 work in the nation's paid labor force.

Both employed and stay-at-home mothers said the lowest-paying job of housekeeper was their most common role, with employed mothers working 7.2 hours a week as housekeeper and stay-at-home mothers working 22.1 hours in that role.

"Every husband I've ever spoken to said, 'I'm keeping my job. You keep yours.' It's a tough one," said Gillian Forrest, 39, a stay-at-home mother of 22-month-old Alex in New York. "I don't know if you could put a dollar amount on it but it would be nice to get something."

To compile its study, Salary.com surveyed about 400 mothers online over the last two months.

Salary.com offers a Web site (http://www.mom.salary.com) where mothers can calculate what they could be paid, based on how many children they have, where they live and other factors. The site will produce a printable document that looks like a paycheck, Coleman said.

"It's obviously not negotiable," he said.

On average, the mother who works outside the house earns a base pay of $62,798 for a 40-hour at-home work week and $23,078 in overtime; a stay-at-home mother earned a base pay of $45,697 and $88,424 in overtime, it said.

In a Salary.com study conducted last year, stay-at-home mothers earned $131,471. The potential earnings of mothers who work outside the home was not calculated in the previous study.

Note: The same study found that dads rake in $564 per year in fatherly duties.....just kidding

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Vince spotted at the Peabody Essex Museum

Some of the art moved Vince to tears.
The real sad part was that Danielle had to go back to California on Monday.
Come back soon.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Too Cool for School

Sarah and Bekah, Keep up the good work, you're almost done! xoxo-Vincent

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