"Let's tickle Maa-mee!" like it's the greatest idea in the world (which I happen to think it is)
Sitting sideways on a chair in the restaurant holding his invisible fishing pole "Wanna fish with me?"
"I'm not a bad boy."
"NO Way!"
"I'm not a big boy, I'm a baby" But he is a big boy. He's been using the potty at school. He can put his own sandles on. He likes to say he's a baby because he's told only babies have bubbas (pacifiers).
"There's a storm cloud" and he was right. Also, just tonight he said "I hear thunder, it's gonna rain now."
"ta da!" - when he made a match in the matching game with Daddy.
And he's started saying "why?" "why?" "why?"
and he pretty much says everything you couldn't imagine.